Also willing to unilaterally rename parts of your city as part of that awesome deal
I’ll take United Magic Kingdom for two billion, please “Also willing to unilaterally rename parts of your city as part of that awesome deal”
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- US Citizenship is now called US Prime Membership
- Psssh Amazon should’ve gone all in and just renamed the entire of the nation’s capital as “Amazon DC”
- The beltway is hereby renamed the bezosway
- Congress is now called DC Prime
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FEC is now renamed F-EC2
- SCOTUS is now Amazon Law Services
- US Air Force is now Amazon Aerial Delivery Services.
- If you’re a prime subscriber your vote actually gets counted, and you get a Prime Citizen Passport.
- NoVa and the Bronx will leave the 2d and 4th circuits to form the new Court of Appeals for the Amazon Circuit
- The Department of Defense is now Amazon War Services, run out of the Arlington, VA HQ known as “The Primagon”
- The Potomac shall now be named the “Amazon River”…
- CloudTrial
- At least “The National Mall” works either way.
- POTUS is now Amazon Prime.
- Old: 2019 New: Year of Amazon