Our connectionless transport, who art on the internet, hollowed be thy name.

Our connectionless transport, who art on the internet, hollowed be thy name.
Thy packets come, reassembly be done, on destination as it was on the source.
Gives this day our DNS requests, and forgive us our retransmits,
as we forgive those who retransmit against us.
And lead us not into the temptation of session-oriented protocols, but deliver us from latency.
For yours is the kingdom of the internet for ever and ever, amen.